As a wise man once said "Party On!". It's more than just a saying it's a way of life.
Sometimes getting where you're going doesn't take a GPS ... But sometimes it does.
The result of a two year mistranslation and all I got was some laughs and this shirt.
Words to live by. It's impossible to know what is going to happen tomorrow so you might as well have a catchy slogan on a shirt.
Hashtags are becoming the newest trend in shirts. I know cause I am a hashtag...
Don't get addicted to Aqua Cola! You will resent it's absence... Witness!
Sometimes you wake up and have that BOILK feeling. Then you realize that you have important stuff to do.
Everyone wants a Fraggle Stick Car for Christmas. Now get the shirt and you're half way there.
Some people think peacock is a verb... well it's also a state of mind. Let me soar!!!
Sometimes you gotta get down there with a tooth brush and give life a great big scrub.
All energy flows according to the whims of the Great Magnet. Buy the ticket, take the ride!
I'm also a volunteer fireman. If you're not first, you're last. Trust the car.
You've heard of meat, vegetables and even chicken. But have you heard about carrots? The other Orange Meat?
This not only explains what you do, but also who you are. No problem is to big, no problem is to small.
Look around man, does this place look like I'm married? Do you see a ring on my finger, man?
He saved everyone of us. Flash, the savior of the Universe! Aaa Aaaahhh!!!
Gotta start somewhere. Why not start with an egg? You know for your desk, so you can squeeze it to relieve stress.
And a Speed Delivery to you today! Everyone loves getting things in the mail. It's a surprise every time.
Like the Governor said: GET TO THE CHOPPER! Do It, Do It Now!!! Aaaahhhhh
Did listening to pop music make me miserable? Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?
If you're from south central Kansas, then this is the shirt for you. Let everyone know where you stand on the number one issue of this time and place.
You are whatever you choose to be. Take the sage advice of Tyler Durden to heart.
Some people only want you to do more with less... what would you do with MORE?
Schadenfreude - it's fun to laugh at other people. Just ask the Internet...
Some people may view the 80s movie as cheap thrills, but Halliday thought it was great... and so did Wade Watts.
Shake 'n Bake doesn't quite cover it!!!
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